… isn’t.
Wanna See a Picture of Wuckett’s Foot?
15
Nov
Clue number ONE in the — what the heck is the long story about Wuckett’s name — journey.
Ugly Sucker Isn't It?
photoillustration:ChaliceMedia
Why the Cigar? What about Little Kids?
15
Nov
Believe me this question isn’t from Wuckett’s fan mail.
Q: Why did Wuckett have his picture taken with a cigar anyway? What will the little kids who come to this website say?
A: Like many “writers”, Wuckett went threw his Papa phase. The basic difference for all of them is that Papa could write!
WITG
*PARENTS: while Wuckett’s content is rated PG, there may be mentions of Wuckett’s nasty (but legal) habits.
Coming Up — Slowly
15
Nov
That freakin’ Wuckett won’t pay me what he owes so far, so he can just wait. Wait’ll he sees the subtitle I put at the top of this thing. Maybe if he ever pays his damned bill I might fix it. Then again….
I’ve got a couple of deals going with Ostentatious! Magazine. I think I can get some walkin’ around money if I can dig up some interesting dirt. He’s gonna be ticked off when he sees the cigar. Wait’ll I tell him the feds know they’re Cuban.
Wuckett with Cigar
Come back and visit, see if I’ve bothered to do anything else with the site while Wuckett is busy “writing”.
Insincerely,
Wuckett’s IT (underpaid) Guy